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Joke of the Day

"Interviewer: what interests you about this job? Me: the pay Interviewer: can you be more specific? Me: cash"

"Laugh while you can, 2016... ...you're next."

"A very busty woman whispers to me ""I want you to tell me if these look real"" my eyes widen, then she takes out pictures of the moon landing"

"I like my women how I like my fish, battered I thought it up in science, so I hope it is a new joke(hopefully) :)"

"Hey, did you hear about that man who flew so close to the sun he touched it in exactly one spot? After that, he was a real tan gent."

"Why did the bald man go outside ? To get some fresh hair !"

"I've been feeling really dizzy since yesterday I think I need to stop these New Year revolutions."

"Is the Black Friday name racist? Because everything's a steal?"

"My baby just said ""mommy"" instead of ""daddy"" First word problems"

"*catches up to jogger while wearing the same outfit* good luck shaking the police off loser *sprints ahead while sirens can be heard*"