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Joke of the Day
"You must work at subway...cause you`re givin` me a foot long."
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"Which administrative ghost is responsible for auditing all of the incoming/outgoing hauntings? The boo-keeper."
"""I have a particular set of spills,"" Liam Neeson says, eyeing his soiled shirt. He looks for a napkin but the last one's already been Taken."
"5 MINUTES & NO LIKES'? Well then... *deletes status*"
"I wanted venison for dinner But my wife said it was a little deer."
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"Do white boys with dreadlocks know about Garnier Fructis?"
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"How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up."