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Joke of the Day

"Robin Williams jokes. God gave men both a penis and brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time."

"The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off."

"Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis."

"My friend left his job at a nut factory... Cause they paid him peanuts..."

"I'd sit on Ellen Pao's face... ... Just so I wouldn't have to look at it."

"What do read heads get when they don't brush their teeth? Gingervitis Edit: redheads. I am a disgrace."

"When a drunk girl in her 20s screams, ""Oh my God, I love this song!"", you can be sure that song sucks."

"What's the difference between an outlaw and an in- law? Outlaws are wanted."

"How do you tell which nurse is the head nurse? shes the one with dirty knees"

"1995: the information superhighway will mean anyone can do anything from anywhere 2015: must be willing to relocate to San Francisco"