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Joke of the Day

"Robin Williams jokes. God gave men both a penis and brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time."

"I would imagine there really isn't any market for sea shells down by the sea shore considering the abundance of free sea shells."

"British politics is like a gym. Everyone laughs when they see youkip."

"My gf was complaining about how difficult anal was... I told her ""It's only as hard as you make it"""

"Have you ever wondered? What it could be loike?"

"Need an Ark? I Noah guy."

"""As someone who has shown an interest in vacuums,"" the email from Amazon said, unsubscribedly."

"My dog kept digging holes in the back yard... ..so I hide all the shovels"

"I put on my pants just like you, reluctantly, when the doorbell rings."

"What do you call a female mushroom who happens to be a killjoy? antifungal"