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Joke of the Day

"Knock knock. This may not be This may not be a funny joke."

"What is the black stuff between elephants' toes? Slow natives"

"I hate when people read over my shoulder while I'm texting. 2 car lengths please Mr. Policeman."

"(NSFW) If Hillary Clinton was 36 and had 40 years of capital hill experience, I'd put my ballot in her box"

"What does a martial artist get at starbucks Chai Tea"

"You know what a Freudian slip is? It's where you say one thing and fuck your mother."

"Hard work pays off in in the future Laziness pays off now"

"911, what's your emergency? ""I'm masturbating too much."" Sir that's not really a problem. ""One sec. HEAR THAT MOM? NOW GET OFF MY CASE."""

"Signed up for Gmail and set my password as 'Mypenis' Google said it was too short. :("

"Why doesn't the postal worker's wife have sex with him on his day off? Because mail men don't come on Sundays."