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Joke of the Day

"A Mexican singer has removed some of her ribs so she can look more like Shakira. I'm going to remove my cock so I can look more like Justin Bieber."

"What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino? Helefino."

"There's nothing more exciting than waking up with a half eaten burger in your hand."

"Sideburns of Reddit, I mustache you a question Not really. I just came here to... *bust your chops.* \*snickers maniacally\*"

"So an introvert throws a party for introverts... Needless to say there was a shortage of corners in the house."

"I just found out that my blood type is B negative. That's the worst one. My day is ruined."

"My daughter loves all the toys she sees in commercials. So of course I have to tell her they don't exist in real life, just on tv."

"Irony Is getting pregnant on a pull out couch"

"What do Canadian girls have? Boobehs"

"Bruce Willis is at the supermarket, standing by the cucumbers & laughing hysterically, pointing at them with tears streaming down his face"