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Joke of the Day

"How much time does a black woman takes to take out the trash? 9 months"

"6-year-old: Can I have some Oreos? Me: You have the flu. 6: I'm sick, not dead."

"Why did Jesus have a six pack? It was from all the cross-training..."

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 needs a shit load of adapters to work"

"how long is a chinese name got it ? :D"

"What did the doctor say to the man who couldn't pee? Urine trouble!"

"Q: What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board? A: It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board."

"[Job interview] Me: [thinking] I hope he doesn't notice the mustard on my shirt Interviewer: [thinking] Is he eating a fkn hotdog?"

"I told my girlfriend two sentences ""We need to buy a new car."" ""I am thinking about taking a break."" She started crying. I mean, she could have just said she didn't like that type of cars."

"Two things are expected on reddit. To be corrected and to find out who's racist"