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Joke of the Day
"How much time does a black woman takes to take out the trash? 9 months"
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"I stepped on an almond. When I looked down to see what it was I thought 'Awe damn. I busted a nut.'"
"Why couldn't the Gorilla pitcher make it in the major leagues? His balk was worse than his bite!"
"Why I never get drinks at the bar with my dog... I'm afraid of getting woofied."
"If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed. HA."
"Son, I've made some questionable decisions in life & I must go away for awhile to face the consequences. How I tell my 5yo I'm off to poop"
"{Commercial for Floors} Is this you? {footage of man falling endlessly to oblivion}"
"What's long and thick and turns conservative women on? The Bible"
"Why did Davy Crockett always wear a coonskin cap? It was a birthday present from his wife!"