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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama's so fat... Yo mama's so fat that we had to put the real joke in the comments."
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"Where do you put the Duke? In the duke box!"
"[identifying body] Cop: this him? Me: yea Cop: he's burnt pretty bad huh Me: yea Cop: ... Me: ... Cop: prolly get a discount on cremation"
"A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job."
"A blonde opened a hair salon next to a graveyard and named it ''Curl Up and Dye.''"
"What did the Ethiopian Government say when the United States sent over 1 million condoms to promote safe sex? Thanks for the sleeping bags"
"My signature move is falling in love with a beautiful girl, then giving her really good advice on how to date someone else."
"What do you call a group of homosexual lions? gay pride"
"What's a depressed teenagers favorite activity? Making their wrist look like their jeans. (I'm sorry)"
"A white lie: ""No dear, your bum doesn't look big in those jeans""."