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Joke of the Day

"Why is it easier to pick a prime minister than any other leader? Because there's only 2 factors involved."

"""It takes 2 to tangle."" - iPod ear buds."

"How do you keep a Redditor busy for hours? [Click Here](http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ou62j/how_do_you_keep_a_redditor_busy_for_hours/)"

"Aaron Hernandez He used to be a tight end, but prison will turn him into a wide receiver. ;)"

"My hus thinks I'm getting up early tomorrow to go to the gym to get all sweaty. But what he doesn't know is that my ""gym"" is spelled ""Jim."""

"What's the difference between a magicians wand and a police baton? The magician's wand is used for cunning stunts"

"I stayed up all night waiting for the sun to rise then it dawned on me"

"Men are like floor tiles You lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for the rest of your life"

"[commercial for mops] *scene of a man licking up a pool of spilled soda off the dirty floor* ""There has to be a better way"" Narrator:MOPS"

"It hit me as I was taking my kids trick or treating tonight...... I'm lucky it was just a golfcart"