75062
Joke of the Day
"How did the hipster burn his mouth? HE drank coffee before it was cool, man"
Next Joke
"What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and glue? You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna"
"I invented the sandal for people with one leg. It was a flop."
"What is a gays favorite sandwich A lgblt."
"Words can't describe how beautiful you are. But numbers can 4/10"
"What did the perverted frog say? Rubbit"
"let's get married but instead of kids we have nachos"
"My favorite romance novels begin with ""Preheat oven to 350 degrees"""
"Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you. But roses are wilting, violets are dead, sugar bowl's empty and so is your head."
"Right before I left the house my wife asked me if I filled out my organ donor information and now I'm hesitant to start the car."