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Joke of the Day
"Why is it so tough being a paedophile? It's hard fitting in."
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"Why does Santa Claus only have seven reindeer? Because Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in Beverly Hills."
"I used to date an electrician but we had to break up... There was just no spark."
"How many liberals does it take to defend America? Nobody knows, they've never tried."
"My rap name is ""NO PLANZ."""
"Two old ladies sitting on a park bench.. Two old ladies sitting on a park bench, a streaker ran by. One of them had a stroke, the other just couldn't reach."
"Writing a book titled ""Understanding women"". The first page will have a real knife & the rest will show you different ways to kill yourself."
"I found out the other day my sister was arrested for bestiality Well, just call me a monkey's uncle.... Credit to Stewart Francis"
"My girl friend said to me ""sex is better on daytime""... That wasn't a very nice Idea..."
"Dear people that brush your teeth in the bathroom at work: stop that. You don't live here. Chew gum like the rest of us."