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Joke of the Day

"Why does Santa Claus only have seven reindeer? Because Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in Beverly Hills."

"The only clowns I'm afraid of... Are the ones running for president"

"So a father comes into his sons room.. And asks him: How are you? His son then answers: I'm fine thanks."

"Pulleys are the rednecks of the gear world No teeth"

"Who did the pirate lose his virginity to? His first mate."

"I went to a fancy restaurant last night and a man was complaining about his escargot. The waiter just shrugged it off. ""I'm sorry sir,"" the waiter told him. ""All snails are final."""

"What did the ghost say to the bumblebee? BOO BEE!! <insert titty-twister here>"

"Why do midgets not wear tampons? They might trip on the string."

"Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels."

"Did you hear about the preschool kidnapping? He woke up"