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Joke of the Day
"My rap name is ""NO PLANZ."""
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"What were Adam's first ever words to Eve? ""Stand back - I don't know how big it's going to get!"""
"What do you call a guard with a hundred legs? A sentrypede."
"Welcome to Earth, where we hate each other and put ketchup on everything."
"A Blonde Jokes Two blondes (let's call them Tina and Julie) are talking. Tina: Did you know this New Year is on friday? Julie: OMG, I hope it's not on the 13th."
"I had a serious talk with my girlfriend after she told me about her rape fantasy. It actually went pretty well too... Ending with me whispering in her ear, ""shut the fuck up or I cut you bitch"""
"Doctor Doctor you've taken out my tonsils my adenoids my gall bladder my varicose veins and my appendix but I still don't feel well. That's quite enough out of you!"
"What's the difference between dead hookers and copper plumbing? I don't have copper plumbing 8n my crawlspace."
"This year for Christmas you are getting jeans with the pockets cut out. So you can have clothes and something to play with."
"Henry David Thoreau walks into a bar. The bartender says: We don't serve your kind here! Thoreau replies: Walden. I'll see myself out."