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Joke of the Day

"""Okay, just gonna check Twitter ONE MORE TIME and then I'll get back to work."" - me, always"

"Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat? A: In case she locks the keys in her car."

"I will be learning Hebrew in Jew course..."

"Yo momma's so fat... ...that her butt takes up a buttload of space"

"I need to stop lying about things I don't own. *Sent from my iPhone 17.*"

"The other day, after much trial and error, I successfully became completely weightless... I was like, 0mg!"

"In America Martin Luther King only gets one day.... And sharks get a whole week. It's probably because they are great whites."

"THERAPIST: Well, if you know what's good for you... ME: [Holds up hand] ""Let me stop you right there"""

"Late-Night Jokes Of The Week (VIDEO)"

"Why did the airport luggage checker refuse to date the depressed man? he had to much baggage"