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"I will be learning Hebrew in Jew course..."
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"What do you call a charitable cookie container? A good samoa-tin"
"Charlie Sheen's real name is Carlos Irwin Estevez. Related: Everything you think you know is a lie."
"What do you call a cow that's had an abortion? Decaffeinated"
"Even maintaining a Sims character is too much pressure for me."
"What is the difference between an Eskimo and a eunuch? One is a frigid midget with a rigid digit, the other is a massive vassal with a passive tassel (found this in Horace's Satires)"
"What's Hitler's favorite letter? I don't know, but certainly not Z."
"What's the internal temperature of a tauntaun? Lukewarm."
"Me: SPIDER! Brain: Nope, fluff. Me: SPIDER! Brain: That is a fly. Me: SPIDER!!! Brain: sigh. That's your hand idiot."
"Why are redneck murder cases the hardest to solve? Because all the DNA matches, and there are no dental records."