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"Late-Night Jokes Of The Week (VIDEO)"
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"im trying to to see from your point of view, but i cant get my head that far up my ass"
"I just spent $100 at Whole Foods. This better be a damn good bag of Almonds."
"How do they dance in Arabia? Sheik-to-sheik (cheek)."
"What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Wheres my tractor?"
"Jesus loves you... ...with his whole mouth."
"A duck walks in to an alternative medicine practicioners office. Points a wing at him and says with a frown: ""Quack!"""
"I was confused when my wife asked me what I spent $108 on at the liquor store. I answered ""liquor?"" All is not a trick question. Apparently"
"California Q: How many Northern Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Hella."
"Dinner at robots family Mum, dad and little robot. Little robot asks his mom - What we'll have for dinner today. Mom replies: SCREW."