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Joke of the Day

"The other day, after much trial and error, I successfully became completely weightless... I was like, 0mg!"

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything!"

"Why did Lionel go to the medical store? because it was pharmacy."

"Whoever said nothing good comes easy Never had a premature ejaculation."

"*dinosaur at zoo roars at me* ""ROAR"" whoa wat kimd of dinosaur is this ""GROWL"" hmm ""SHOUT"" hmmm ""YELL"" hmmmmm ""HOLLER"" oh its a thesaurus"

"what did the jewish child molester say? hey kid, wanna buy some candy?"

"""Let's tell people about our waffle and then not do shit for 100 years."" -Belgium"

"Anything I accomplish before I finish my first cup of coffee has been fueled by rage."

"My son walked in on me and my wife ""wrestling"" on the bed. We call it ""wrestling"" because he can't pronounce jiu-jitsu."

"What do you call a waffle that burps too much? A belchin waffle."