119041

Joke of the Day

"Why did the airport luggage checker refuse to date the depressed man? he had to much baggage"

"German men like their women like they like their beer Full."

"The other day I held the door open for a clown I thought it was a nice jester."

"What's long green and goes hith ? A snake with a lisp !"

"What do you get when you goose a ghost? You get a lot of sheet."

"Friends are like balloons; if you stab them, they die."

"There is a line in comedy that you should not cross and that line starts at the Boston Marathon."

"How do you catch an elephant? You dig a big hole, fill it with ash, and put peas around the outside of the hole. When the elephant comes up to take a pea, you kick him in the ash hole."

"What do women and computers have in common? You only learn to appreciate them when they go down on you for the first time."

"What do you get when you drop a Hawaiian pizza? Pearl Harbor pizza."