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Joke of the Day
"Why do Televisions have buttons? because they cant have zippers"
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"How do redneck Na'vi get their skin tone? Blue Genes... I'll be here all week"
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"Stop trying to make small talk with me in an elevator. It's 2013. Stare at your phone like a normal person"