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Joke of the Day

"PSYCHOLOGIST: [holding up inkblot] wat do u see ME: a outdated discredited method with no scientific backing PSYCHOLOGIST: [starts sweating]"

"If I could have sex with anyone, living or dead, I'd probably pick living."

"Rehab is for quitters, and Lindsay Lohan is no quitter."

"What is the longest word in the English language? Nina: What is the longest word in the English language? SoSA: SMILES: becoz there is a mile between the first and last letters!"" :P"

"#feelthebern As a Jew I'm not sure Bernie is allowed to say that"

"What is the difference between a baby and a feminist? Eventually, the baby grows up and stops crying. Edit: This turned fun!"

"What did the triangle need to do before he could get a loan? He needed somebody to cosine."

"What did the black guys say to the bleach? you basic"

"How would you describe killing an eagle? ill-eagle"

"Why don't Europeans have foot fetishes? they use the metric system"