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Joke of the Day

"Q: What do you call a loaf of bread when you cut off both ends? A: Endless Bread!"

"How do you make seven even? Take the s off."

"Well... the Earth just rotated 360 degrees on its axis. Let's call it a day."

"Famous people could rob banks wearing masks of themselves and they'd never get caught."

"I'm most productive at work when I'm in the bathroom. It's where I get shit done."

"Got arrested for playing the guitar. Because I was fingering A minor."

"If I ever fire someone who is a Taylor Swift fan I'll say ""I knew you were trouble when you clocked in."""

"Trump doesn't like Pence Because he loves walls."

"I wonder if Superman ever put glasses on Lois Lane's dog & she was like, ""I've never seen this dog before. Is this a new dog?"""

"Back in the day, I took $5 to the store and came out with.. 3 bags of chips, a pack of snickers, 2 bottles of coke, a newspaper and a bottle of whisky. And today? CCTVs everywhere!"