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Joke of the Day
"Policeman: Why have you parked your bus here? Bus Driver: The sign says ""Bus Stop."""
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"What's the similarity between Madeline Mccann and a submarine? They are both at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen."
"Q- How many billionaires does it take to make Batman A- Three. Two to die and one to never get over it. I heard this in the game Arkham Knight"
"Many homosexuals went into battle in World War I. Only a few came out"
"Over the years, my sexual fetishes have been getting more perverse But it wasn't until I spanked a statue that I realized I hit rock bottom"
"I work out at the same time every day... tomorrow."
"Charlie Sheen Says He Has HIV... Finally a positive in his life."
"If laughter is the best medicine, Jimmy Fallon doesn't need health insurance."
"""I literally can't even!"" -- White girl hanging a picture"
"My wife came out to me after for horrible years of marriage and revealed she was a lesbian and that she wished she'd married another woman Which finally gave us something in common."