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Joke of the Day

"14 year old me would be shocked to learn that knowing every word to Billy Joel's 'We didn't start the fire' has done nothing for our career."

"The best freestyle ever Roll up to someone with pancakes Drop my iPhone on it Call it ihop I'll see myself out"

"Mexican word of the day ""Budweiser"" That women over there has a nice body, budweiser face so ugly?"

"I love restaurants that have signs like ""Since 1916"". It's a great way to know the place you're eating at was probably super racist."

"What do you call a stock broker having sex in the middle of his work? Insid'er trading. http://i.imgur.com/oTp4lvG.gif"

"Do you know what my favorite Jews are? Apple."

"I like my women like I like my coffee So hot I fill them with creme in 3 seconds"

"So I was in math class when the teacher asked me what comes after 69. I said 70. I know you were expecting a joke, but I want to pass my exams."

"Long story short, I accidentally left the cat in the refrigerator."

"My girlfriend is a porn star! She's gonna be pissed when she finds out. EDIT: thanks for front page!"