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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend always asks me to text her when I get in... That's how small my cock really is."
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"If there was a race of the mentally disturbed, the necrophiliac would come in dead last Get it cus he bangs dead bodies?"
"What I say: ""Does anyone need anything from the store?"" What I mean: ""I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."""
"What do you call children who are afraid of Santa ? They are Clausaphobic"
"My friends all judge me for being a heroin addict... I guess they just don't like strong women"
"""Down"" ""Penetration"" ""Tight End"" ""Ball handling"" Don't the networks have censors any more?"
"Calm down mechanic guy. Just here for an oil change. If I wanted to know about all the other shit wrong with my car I'd turn the radio down."
"Just cause something is your middle name doesn't mean you do it all the time. My middle name is sexhaver. Lol ok, bad example, but"
"What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist."
"My ex-wife still misses me... But her aim is gettin better."