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Joke of the Day

"This guy and I were arguing in an elevator when all of the sudden it turned into a fist fight We really took it to the next level"

"Tommy Cooper gag A classic Tommy Cooper gag ''I said to the Gym instructor ""Can you teach me to do the splits?'' He said, ''How flexible are you?'' I said, ''I can't make Tuesdays'', was fifth."

"So I went to my first gym today Brock was pretty hard."

"A man calls his doctor late at night. ""Doc! My arm got broke in two places! What should I do?!"" The sleepy M.D replies, ""Don't go back to either of them."""

"I'd be surprised if no one had ever tried to get pity sex using their Web MD results. ""But, baby, I'm dying..."""

"Two girls one cup in my mouth dick fuckers"

"What do you call it when you have sex to Scott Joplin music? A maple leaf shag!"

"Why is taking spanish 2 so awesome? You get a lot of puse."

"I'm sorry baby, but me & you are not going to work out. We are going to watch tv."

"Unless life also hands you sugar and water, your lemonade is gonna suck."