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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a hooker and a dead baby? One makes you feel sick and the other one is free!"

"She believed me when i said concentration camps were for people with Attention Deficit Disorder."

"Terrible one-liner I came up with while on autopilot at work. I'm not saying I'm a sex guru, but I know most of the ins and outs"

"Did you hear about the cannibal family who were caught spying by the witch-doctor? They were given a right roasting."

"What Do You Call 5 Black People Having Sex? A threesome"

"Why doesn't Mike Tyson play the Playstation? Because he's an Xboxer."

"Me to 4 yr old niece: your shoes are on the wrong feet Niece looks down and says: I don't have any other feet Outsmarted again."

"This is the best day of my life! ""Why?"" I just got 1000 comment karma! ""I don't get it, what's the joke?"" My life, my life is the joke."

"""WHAT DO WE WANT?"" i havent decided yet ""WHEN DO WE WANT IT?"" i still need a few more mins with the menu you are a really terrible waiter"

"Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. Give a fish a man, and it'll eat for weeks!"