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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a Catholic and a Jew? At least when a Catholic scars you for life, you might get to cum."

"What Should You Do After Ireland Wins The World Cup Turn off Fifa and go to bed"

"I got into a fight over this stupid dress. It got heated my friend punched me and know I have a big white and gold mark on my eye."

"People tell you to make yourself at home but then look confused when you drink their liquor and take a nap in the kitchen"

"When my boss is in town, I set out pictures of kids on my desk. They aren't my kids but he'd never fire a Mom of seven, right?"

"The new $100 bills are insane. A purple stripe, the hologram thingy, the Ben Franklin that says ""kill, kill, kill"" as his eyes swirl..."

"I'm not racist Because racism is a crime. And crime is for black people."

"Gosh, hell must be really awkward. I mean there's Hitler, and all the Jews."

"What is long hard and makes you cry. Your cell mate"

"*tries to mount a horse* Horse: ""I have a boyfriend."""