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Joke of the Day

"People tell you to make yourself at home but then look confused when you drink their liquor and take a nap in the kitchen"

"Why do Leprechauns always laugh as they run across a field? The grass tickles their balls"

"What was Hiroshima's code name in World War 2? Target Practice."

"Just got an email from a necrophiliac wishing me dead. Hey, thanks for the compliment!"

"What do you call 5 black people having sex.. ...a threesome."

"Cigarettes are like hamsters Harmless, until you stick one in your mouth and light it on fire."

"Did you hear about the famous nudist? He wanted more exposure."

"That awkward moment when the Priest uses YOUR confession as the theme for his sermon. Again."

"A hooker and a priest walk into a spaceship... It lasts for 1 season and a movie and everyone throws a fit when it won't come back."

"What does a pirate say on his 80th birthday? aye matey!"