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Joke of the Day
"Gosh, hell must be really awkward. I mean there's Hitler, and all the Jews."
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"No matter how often I scream METALLICA in the poolside DJ's face I don't think he's going to play them. Here come the police they'll help me"
"At what point does a Lamb become a Sheep? When its had it's Baaaaa-Mitzvah!"
"Apples New Featured Release The Fappening."
"Prince's housekeeper of 30 years was offered a job as a crime scene investigator. She was considered highly qualified due to her decades of experience dusting for Prince."
"One liners I'm at a VFW and I want dirty raunchy one liners to tell, racism allowed"
"You don't need a parachute to skydive... You need a parachute to skydive twice."
"What's an argument in the Middle East but a compliment in the U.S.A? ""You da bomb"" ""No, you da bomb!"""
"If you get a divorce in Kentucky. . . are you still cousins?"
"Men In Black Men #AddaWordRuinaMovie"