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Joke of the Day

"*tries to mount a horse* Horse: ""I have a boyfriend."""

"Stand Up Comedy Yes, I actually did some stand up comedy, but I didn't like it... every time I would get up on stage to do my routine, all people ever did was laugh at me..."

"What's the clinical name for Viagra? Mycoxafloppin."

"What do you call an elf made of lego? Legolass"

"The only thing that bakes at room temperature. Stoners."

"Why'd the semen cross the road? I wore the wrong pair of socks."

"What do you call a Mexican crossed with an octopus? I don't know, but it sure can pick lettuce."

"I saw a sign that said ""Watch for children"" and I thought, ""That sounds like a fair trade""."

"Yesterday I held a door open for a clown... I thought it was a nice jester."

"why was the computer late to work? because it had a hard drive! (stole it from ellen, from her classic joke tuesday)"