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Joke of the Day

"The new $100 bills are insane. A purple stripe, the hologram thingy, the Ben Franklin that says ""kill, kill, kill"" as his eyes swirl..."

"What do you call a baby in a concentration camp? Baby Powder."

"Women are always complaining that I make too many 'dick' jokes but I don't understand why. I mean, that's the only part of me guaranteed to make them laugh."

"where do you go when you're fly to death? the terminal"

"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look for the fresh prints"

"What does the last man on earth watch on tv? reruns"

"Stupid cats, can't even YOLO"

"What idiot called him Alexander graham bell instead of lord of the rings"

"what do you call a male suppository? A manpon"

"There's no way I'm the only person who thinks Kristen Stewart is doing the world's best Garfield impression."