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Joke of the Day

"I'm not racist Because racism is a crime. And crime is for black people."

"What do math and mermaids have in common? They both have an alge-bra."

"Raise your hands if you just completed a gymnastics routine."

"Why did Fred Durst sleep with Princess Leia? He did it all for the Wookie, yeah!"

"People say money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you had enough money, you can have a key made."

"Me: Be back after lunch! Boss: OK Me: *texts boss APRIL FOOLS LOL* *goes home, turns on baseball*"

"What's the gift that keeps on giving? AIDS"

"where do you send a jewish kid with ADD? to a concentration camp."

"Is as bored as a guy with no arms looking at porn."

"The celibate butcher is pretty successful in his occupations. Nothing beats his meat!"