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Joke of the Day
"What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday? A merry dairy!"
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"Squirrels nature's speed bumps."
"[OC] So I went downstairs to check the time on a clock... But it was saying 4:04: Time Not Found!"
"Say what you want about deaf people... Am I right!?"
"Why does the snoop dog bring an umbrella? For the drizzle"
"No I don't watch Mad Men. If I wanted to pretend like it was fifty years ago I'd just go to a Tea Party Rally."
"What do you call a blonde that dyed her hair brown? Artificial Intelligence."
"What do you call the Dollar Tree stores in Britain? Pound Town"
"no the princiPAL is not my PAL he's an ass wipe who called my mom and told her to buy me a bra because my big smelly tits upset him"
"Hey bill collectors, nice try, but I don't even call back people I know."