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Joke of the Day
"What did 50 cent say to his grandma when she gave him a scarf for Christmas? Gee, you knit?"
Next Joke
"What do gay zombies say? Heeeeyyyyrrrrrrraaarrrrrgggggg."
"I have a hardcore yeast affection. I love breads and doughs."
"Sex with an optometrist can be so tedious... ""better this way or that way? This way or that way? This way or that way? ..."""
"If you're giving me directions and you say, ""Head north,"" I'm going to think you mean toward the sky."
"I want to die like my Grandpa: peacefully in my sleep. Not screaming like everyone else in the car."
"Where does the Joker keep a record of his favourite shrubland areas? Heath Ledger."
"What's a politicians favorite kind of dance move? Poll dancing!"
"I make the stupidest excuses just to skip the gym. *burns tongue while drinking coffee* ""Oh no! I really wanted to go to the gym today!"""
"I thought about getting a brain transplant But then i changed my mind"