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Joke of the Day
"Honey, since I met you, I have never been able to love anyone else. Why don't we get a divorce?"
Next Joke
"My all time favourite joke. Apologies to 99% of you. What's big and white and sits in a tree? A fridge. What's big and white and blue and sits in a tree? A fridge wearing jeans."
"I wonder if the username ""That Cab"" is free, cause a lot of people would want to follow ""That Cab"""
"I'm inventing a new holiday where you take back one gift you previously gave someone."
"*addresses the elephant in the room* *puts a stamp on the elephant in the room* ""My pen pal is gonna love this."""
"wife: [crying] ""he always calls me weird pet names"" therapist: ""what do you mean?"" me: [arriving late] ""what's wrong my little hovercraft?"""
"I like my women like I like my peanut butter... ...brown, smooth, and easy to spread. Props to Shakes the Clown."
"What's the difference between half a dozen dicks and the truth? You can't handle the truth."
"I love to give homemade gifts. Which one of my kids do you want?"
"Did you hear about the blind prostitute? Well, you got to hand it to her."