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Joke of the Day
"If you want to set up and run a small company... ...that's your business"
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"""I am inspiring"" -Russian guy who's about to get kicked out of his spy ring"
"There are 3 types of people in this world People who can't count and people who can."
"What Trumps favorite song Make it rain (there are two way you can read this)"
"Guys I need help. What are the type of numbers you get when you take an integer and add it to itself? I can't even"
"If I had a dollar every time someone called me sexist... I'd have enough money to sponsor the repealing of the 19th Amendment."
"To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office Just know that I will find you. You have my Word."
"If you call Starbucks ""Starbs,"" I hope you get totes murds."
"What happens when the pope dies Another one popes up"
"If I weren't such a genus I'd be more specific."