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Joke of the Day

"What is Jay-Z's favorite type of seafood? That fish Cray."

"I don't understand people with anchor tattoos that say, ""I refuse to sink."" It's a damn anchor! It's supposed to sink! What am I missing?"

"[desert island diary - day 1] 4:15 pm: Got one call out of my cell phone before it died. Now I wait. 5:25 pm: That pizza is definitely free"

"Did you hear about the woman banned from Disney World? She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming, ""Lie to me, Pinocchio! Lie to me!"""

"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance We'll see about that."

"They can't spell for shit, but cats sure are good at Photoshopping text on photos and uploading them to the internet."

"New Mexican word for today: Brief Today, my homie farted so hard, I could barely brief"

"What's the difference between Hitler and Michael Phelps? Phelps can actually finish a race"

"#rubbishjokes Watched all Star Wars movies back to back with my friend. Luckily I was the one facing the TV."

"NSFW, What did Hitler say to the black Jew? GET TO THE BACK OF THE OVEN!"