209088

Joke of the Day

"New Mexican word for today: Brief Today, my homie farted so hard, I could barely brief"

"Doctors say that one piece of bacon takes 9 minutes off of your life. That has to be most delicious form of suicide I have ever heard."

"I heard that there was no plane be shot down in Constantinople Because there was no Turkey"

"I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs...But I totally trust a dog when it doesn't like a person."

"Wife: Guess what I did Me: Captured Bigfoot? Wife: I got a great deal on kid's clothes Me: Just so I'm clear, Bigfoot is still out there?"

"Why did the man get dumber after he fixed the potholes in the road? Because he re-tarred it."

"I like my women like my coffee... In a burlap sack, on the back of a donkey."

"[Jogs to a halt in front of you minutes after a fire truck passes]That guy's (panting) never gonna sell any fire (panting) driving that fast"

"Why do Australians take forever to play chess? Because they never make it past the first check, mate."

"Physics joke Yo mama so fat she has a spin of 2"