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Joke of the Day
"NSFW, What did Hitler say to the black Jew? GET TO THE BACK OF THE OVEN!"
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"When you get to jail, challenge the biggest, baddest guy in there to rock, paper, scissors in front of all his friends"
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"Turns out there is no Easter today, they found the body."
"What's a dragon's favorite snack? A firecracker!"
"What do you and Ronda Rousey have in common? You will both be watching the next title fight from home."
"How does a sailor remove a condom? He farts"
"* charges phone. Phone: wrong hole."
"God said unto John... ""John if you come fourth you shall receive eternal life!"" But John came fifth and won a toaster"