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Joke of the Day

"I don't understand people with anchor tattoos that say, ""I refuse to sink."" It's a damn anchor! It's supposed to sink! What am I missing?"

"Why are schools red? You would be too if you had 7 periods a day."

"Mr. Peanut can't be a health nut... because he is a legume."

"Why was the bumble bee wearing a yamaka? Because he didn't want to be mistaken for a WASP"

"Guys, I don't think we should drink so much yesterday."

"I'm gonna name my daughter Retarded So I can say yes whenever someone asks me if I am fucking retarded"

"""Why don't you cool it on the dressmaking,"" I suggested to my wife. ""You seamstressed."""

"KID: *falls out of tree* I'm fine ADULT: *sleeps on neck a little strangely* I have to turn my whole body to look at you for the next week"

"What is the difference between Coors Light and a lake? The can"

"[Food Network: Cake Wars] As the team barely delivers their massive cake to the judges table. Cat Judge pushes it off the table"