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Joke of the Day

"What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice."

"A good old Dubya joke Why does Larua always have to be on top when she and Dubya have sex? Becuase all he can do is fuck up."

"idiot blind person What is the difference between someone who is so dumb he doesn't know how to open his eyes and the sun. The sun is bright enough to see!"

"If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on earth."

"I was born a Catholic Which came as a big surprise to my parents who were both protestants. Source: Irish actor Michael Redmond (Fr. Stone in Fr. Ted) on 'An Irishman Abroad' podcast."

"What's a pirates favorite letter? You think it's the ""R"" but it's really the ""C"". Happy talk like a pirate day!"

"Sometimes I lie in bed at night, looking up at the stars and think Where the hell did the ceiling go?"

"how can you tell your girlfriend is getting fat? She starts to fit your wife's clothes. Yes, I know this isn't OC. Nothing on reddit is."

"What do you call a cow with no legs?? Ground Beef"

"Do you want to buy a broken barometer? No pressure.."