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Joke of the Day

"What's a pirates favorite letter? You think it's the ""R"" but it's really the ""C"". Happy talk like a pirate day!"

"When the Baltimore rioters looted the CVS, they stole everything except for the Father's Day cards."

"What's the right age to tell an adopted child it's a highway?"

"God wants to redesign.. God asks wives: I want to redesign men with new hi tech features. Any suggestions?? Women: Yes, that joy stick made for us should be password protected."

"95% of the men's fashion budget on 'American Idol' goes to leather cuff bracelets and wallet chains."

"How many..... How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side"

"I think that laziest animals must be the animals in the seas. There is Sawshark, Hammerheadshark, Electric eel. Still not a single one house completed."

"What does Rihanna think of Chris Brown? beats me"

"What does the calm zombie say to the agitated zombie? Decompose yourself."

"The 1st rule of idiom club is loose lips sink ships. The 2nd rule is don't let the cat out of the bag. Last but not least, the 3rd rule."