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Joke of the Day
"Do you want to buy a broken barometer? No pressure.."
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"My new Toyota is going to be in a new movie . . . Just a small part. It's just a Camryo."
"I asked a scientist how close humanity is to speed-of-light travel ""We're relatively far off."""
"How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Need to know ASAP."
"The day after I was diagnosed with Alzheimer's, I lost my calendar. My life has been pretty uneventful since."
"Fantasy football is great, you can just imagine whatever you want. Dracula just tackled Harry Potter."
"I only carry cash anymore in case I need to make a dramatic exit in the middle of coffee with a detective"
"By the power vested in me by my credit card, I now pronounce you my new fluffy hat. You may now hug my head."
"Bathroom joke What's the difference between sanctuary and prison? Toilet paper."
"Sorry sweetie, but no. Alcohol is not an excuse for being a dirty slut. Nice try though."