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Joke of the Day
"Do you want to buy a broken barometer? No pressure.."
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"How can I give myself a 12 inch penis? Fold it in half. ( ) "
"I just introduced my date as P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney because I forgot his name. How's your night?"
"I never pay for drinks I just insult women at bars & when they throw drinks in my face I open my mouth haha thanks for the free booze ladies"
"What do you call a fake piece of spagetti? An impasta"
"Playing as japan in a ww2 game You know I never really liked Japanese weaponry... there just not my type"
"Attention people with multiple people in your avi's: Draw an arrow pointing to yourself, OR replace it with a cat. Thanks, The rest of us"
"Where do rabbits settle their legal disputes? In a pellet court!"
"First Olympic sailing result just in. GB have taken gold, Australia have taken silver and Somalia have taken the boat"
"You know why I quit working at the sausage factory? It was the wurst."