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Joke of the Day

"I was born a Catholic Which came as a big surprise to my parents who were both protestants. Source: Irish actor Michael Redmond (Fr. Stone in Fr. Ted) on 'An Irishman Abroad' podcast."

"Have you heard of the italian chef that died? He pasta away!"

"What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Doughnuts!"

"What do you call a programming language designed for women? An object oriented programming language."

"What do you call a reptile that's good with directions? A Navigator"

"The '80s called: They want you stop anthropomorphizing decades."

"Do you know how to cook toilet paper? Me either, but I know how to brown it on one side."

"I'm not stalking you. I'm trying to help you find that sock that you dropped behind the door before you left for work Wednesday at 7:04."

"What did the car baby say to his car dad? Hey dad, let's tell a joke for car ma!"

"What do you get when you mix clickbait and major disappointment?"