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Joke of the Day
"If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on earth."
Next Joke
"I've dated a vegetarian, trust me, they put meat in their mouth."
"How do you get four old ladies to say the F word? Have the fifth one say.... BINGO!"
"Cheetah is not the fastest animal on the earth. If a cheetah runs after you, You will run faster."
"Why is the mushroom so happy ? Because he's a FUN-GUY :P"
"The easiest way to confuse a man is to wear a straight jacket that accentuates your cleavage."
"You know the Yahoo hack is not that bad... at least someone knows my password to my Yahoo account."
"The only thing I can fix in this world tonight is another drink."
"Why doesn't a rooster wear pants? Because his pecker is on his head"
"There are four things in the world I hate: 1. Racists 2. Mexicans 3. Irony 4. and lists"