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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a cow with no legs?? Ground Beef"

"Fuck you KFC with your ""we don't serve hot dogs"" and your ""we don't accept $30 bills""."

"I the shell off a snail yesterday... you'd think it would move faster, but it was really kinda sluggish."

"A talking penguin walked into a bar and the bar tender said: ""Hey, we don't usually get a lot of talking penguins."" And the penguin responded: ""Well, no wonder - at these prices!"""

"What would life be without plumbing? Shitty"

"If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?"

"I visited a Blonde Doctor recently she diagnosed me with Insomnia. Don't worry she said it wasn't anything to lose sleep over."

"If I'm ever being chased by a giraffe I'm gonna run into a place with low ceiling fans sorry giraffe but I gotta do what's best for me"

"I found out today that French fries were weren't created in France. They were created in Greece."

"Why is titty fucking a girl the most romantic way to make love? Because it's when you're closest to her heart."