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Joke of the Day

"A good old Dubya joke Why does Larua always have to be on top when she and Dubya have sex? Becuase all he can do is fuck up."

"The difference between a black man and a tire ? The difference between a black man and a tire is that if you put a chain around the tire it doesn't start singing rap."

"Two men walk into a bar knock knock"

"What's got no teeth and smells? The gearbox in the wife's car..."

"Warning, you'll only get this if you understand a rudimentary amount of ancient Greek. When an ancient Athenian was asked whether he preferred the sand or the sea, he replied: Tha latta"

"So I recently discovered there's a black man in my family tree... he's still hanging there."

"When does a non-believer become a dirty kafir infidel? When he leaves the room."

"Why did the siamese twins moved to England? So the other one would also drive"

"What do you call a well-hung gay man? Fruit by the foot."

"""I'M A DOG!"" ""I'M A DOG TOO!"" ""WE'RE DOGS!"" - dogs"