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Joke of the Day
"Do you know what a 6.9 is? A good thing screwed up by a period."
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"Q: How many PA's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish they'd been asked."
"Q: What happened to the Polish National Library? A: Someone stole the book."
"Two pedophiles are sitting on a park bench... ...when an 11 year old walks by. One turns to the other and says, ""I bet he was pretty hot back in the day."""
"What noise does a cat make when it drives past really fast? Meeeeeeeoooooowwwww"
"Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow? So he wouldn't fall into the hot chocolate."
"Scientists discover first gay dinosaur... Its official scientific name is Megasaurass"
"Her: I saw this Yoda pen & I thought of you. Me: WHY? YOU THINK I'M 8 OR SOMETHING? Her: No, sorry... Me: Hey, hey, hey! Leave the pen."
"If you went camping and woke up with a condom in your butt, would you tell anyone? If not, do you wanna go camping?"
"Too soon? Charlie Sheen's new show: ""2 and a half T-Cells"""