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Joke of the Day
"Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow? So he wouldn't fall into the hot chocolate."
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"Ever hear of ""organic"" grapes? Yeah, they're called Raisens."
"Will you be my 14th most used emoji?"
"Q: How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say ""I could've done that."""
"What is it like to eat out an old grandma? Depends."
"Hello 911? Yeah, my wife accidentally fell off a cruise ship 3 months ago"
"The worst part about by dad driving his hummer through a river was it was not his most expensive mistake. I was. It was me. I was the most expensive mistake."
"What's a similarity between anal sex and spinach? If one or the other was forced upon you as a child, you won't like it as an adult."
"How do eels get around the seabed? They go by octobus."
"I made a new mixtape, it was trash Until I played it on my new galaxy note 7, then it was fire"