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Joke of the Day
"I really want to try sado-necro-beastiality... But I feel like I'd just be flogging a dead horse."
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"Intelligence always beats good looks. But just to be safe I've got both covered."
"Got caught checking out another woman? Turn to your woman and say ""Did you see how ugly that girl's hair was?"""
"Why can't a vegetable win an argument? Cuz he always uses a straw, man!"
"Spread me apart, lick, & enjoy my cream! ~Oreos, you pervs"
"still waiting for a Discovery Channel ""How It's Made"" episode on babies. otherwise i fear i'll never figure it out"
"snowflakes are like vaginas... each one unique... and I like them on my tongue.."
"ME: I think I have a get out of jail free card COP: this is a do 1 jail sentence get the next sentence 50% off & it's for our other location"
"Why can't Nietzsche use pencils? Because they're all pointless"