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Joke of the Day

"Q: How many PA's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish they'd been asked."

"In a recent blind taste test, a bunch of shit got spilled all over the place."

"Postal workers are some of the most innovative people around They really push the envelope."

"Autocorrect is like being drunk: You only realise what it did after you have left a bad impression."

"I wonder if mirrors every get tired of having their picture taken."

"Trying to understand women is like trying to smell color 9."

"""My computer just crashed"" is going to be a much more serious statement when self-driving cars are the norm"

"Why doesn't the sun pack it's bags? Because it's traveling light!"

"Who makes the sweetest video games? Masahiro Saccharide"

"What's green and fuzzy, has six legs, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A pool table."